Idle Bullshit

Just idle bullshit.

I’m leaving Tumblr for ZECT.

Peace out, Bitches.

TNA Lockdown.

  • Lockdown Cage Match (for, I’m assuming, the #1 contendership to the Tag Team Championship : Ink Inc vs. Crimson/Steiner vs. Jordan/Young vs. Magnus/Williams
  • The X Division Xscape Match where Xciting X Division Xtremists will attempt to Xscape and Xccept the #1 Xontendership to the X Division title.
  • Pope D’angelo Dinero will take on Samoa Joe IN A CAGE!
  • Matt Morgan gets another shot at “Mr. Ketchup” Hernandez in a match that he can’t very easily cheat to win… CAUSE ITS IN A CAGE!
  • Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett will have a 2 out of 3 falls match to finally put the cap on this heated, family oriented feud. Fist fall by submission, second fall by pinfall, and the third fall, if need be, will be an escape… FROM THE CAGE!
  • Mickie James will put her hair on the line when she takes on Madison Rayne for her TNA Knockouts title… IN A CAGE!
  • LETHAL LOCKDOWN, IMMORTAL VS FORTUNE, CLUSTERS WILL BE FUCKED… IN THE CAGE!!!
  • Mr. Anderson vs RVD vs Sting for the TNA Heavyweight Championship will also be taking place inside the steel cage, but you already knew that.

I swear to god if Jeff Hardy shows up cracked out of his head I’m going to whip my computer at the next person I see.

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

People in Boston better start grabbing what they can.

People in Boston better start grabbing what they can.

Racism is funny.

Racism is funny.

Well, we’re pretty much fucked now.

Well, we’re pretty much fucked now.

Damn.

Damn.

Oh lord, I lol’d hard in public.

Oh lord, I lol’d hard in public.

Oscar Recap

LOOK AT HOW HIP AND YOUNG WE ARE!

For the love of god, let Billy Crystal do the awards next year. James Franco and Anne Hathaway weren’t funny at all.